Why Comb?

If your bald theres not much point, there must have been a lot in the why comb area when the town was founded. Like Cam bridge, a bridge over the Cam.

Taking that into modern times, a bridge over the Cam is misplaced, United should be renamed, united can be retained, but the preface could be.

Blancmange, Corbyn, Trans, Buffoons, Coffin, Lesbia, Rats with a gold Tooth, Saddam, konk haired blood sucking punks, Maturing Late, Suicide, Sasquatch, Spread legs, Tuppence, ......united.

Keystone cops united, deluded United, for gods sake, everything that comes to mind fits.

Im sure last night the Why Comb squad were in the pub, drunk, ten pints, shorts, snorting, etc and will thump United today.

Whats to beat, but dead beats, the lame, the cheap.

I presume that the bald spot thst you have had for years is now growing Frank?

Poor team lineup that Frank. Remember the classic?

Hagerty F., Hagerty R., Tomkins, Noble, Carrick, Dobson, Crapper, Dewhurst, MacIntyre, Treadmore, Davitt.