Universal consciousness.

All ancient wisdom, religions taught karma, that we are either ascending or descending in the eternal consciousness of all. Except christianity which deleted karma, and reincarnation from the bible to make out one life is all there is.

That christanity is it, be good now rather than over many lives, and only through them can you make it.

As we all know life is baaaaaad, its going to take more than one life to get a grip of this s hit, to become enlightened.

Monumental eff ups like Cambridge United from a good start become farts, because of as sholes. What will Howards, Harwoods Barrys etc life be like next time, having been affected by karma?

When Barry emerges on planet x, having revealed in this life that the Abbey is for sale, his head will be between his legs and his a hole will be wearing a hat.

United fans will be in kindergarten for ten years rather than one for being stupid and not learning. And trusting, like children.

One football club seems to have made a leap forward, Swindon Town, that even in a league of the club footed, they hit five.

Mind you, they were up against players with six toes, or the Carlisle fans were as its inter bred up there, bad weather, bad weather is gods way of telling Carlisle to get drowned.

Watching Carlisle must be like, well, kind of lousy, like being the camera for a bowel exploration, or experiencing laughter in the back seats.

Swindon scoring five was most likely a measurement of under achievement rather than over, that Swindon reborn will still be 68th in div 2.

Carlisle fans meanwhile, all of them, will wish to have the same fate as Barry as he will be able to swat Michael Jackson making hay.

Carlisle fans will not, as their a hole will be where they cant reach.