My application is in.

For the United job, my sympathies go to Monk, no manager can get results with that amount of injuries, and even if fit, the players are not good enough, and heres the proof.

He tried the passing game and it failed, the players cant pass, and these players are paid. They cant do basic things.

And have no money, he deserves his pay off for trying to keep a southern league club in div 1.

He was of course a fall guy, like Strang.

He looked unhappy, and he was, playing Barton as a defender was bound to end in tears, it was his resignation letter to the board, he aint daft.

Getting sacked by United wont harm his prospects, the United job is known throughout football as an electric chair, best of luck Gary. He wont have to prove himself, hes already done that.

He was willing to take on a hopeless job, big credit for that.

My appication is IN, some fans say Monk was a bad fit, not so according to Barry, well my application is geared to fitting in.

Ive named myself Klaus Von Rickenbacher, the third, of Klagenfurt FC, in the Austrian third division, i havent won owt in 30 years, got to a county cup final in 1988.

Whats important far more than football, is that i was born Marie Vitagliano , and i can shag owt, indeed ive included a video of me knocking a round off, as they say in brum, with various farm animals.

The board are communists, knocking it off is more important with a variety is the most important thing. I will expect a pronoun, before speaking i will expects, mkl gtr cxe and rff and red.

As team building i will asign animals to the players and refer to them as such. Bennet will be mouse, Loft a pigeon, slow as usual, Cousins a kangaroo.etc

I will kneel when Barry stands.

I will apply the socialist mantra of the lowest denominator, i will pick the worst players as first picks. Barton will play in goal.

I will insist all gate money goes to Barry or the community trust. I will avail myself for use by the board, hacking allowed. When we lose i will berate the board and fans as being judgmental, its not about results but having fun, and remind them theres no money.

If there was, they should give it to the trust, spending it on football is crazy, nuts.

I cant apply as Psaw, they will know who i am.