The boredom of the rumour mill

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! (flemmy back of throat noise)

Big exhaling sigh.

I feel like punching myself in the face repeatedly.

Just soo fed up with the garbage that passes as journalism these days.

We went through the ringer with Bruno last season, nothing happened.

Isak has be whored out to clubs who can't afford him by the MSM, with even PSG now apparently the latest club he's obviously going to leave Newcastle for despite them being in a joke league.

Once again the clowns writing this pi$$ know NOTHING about Arabs. There is less chance of the Saudi's selling Isak to the Qatari's than Zipster getting a shot at Myleene's hooohah!

They all want to one up each other and want what the others have.

Doha (capital of Qatar) wants so desperately to be Dubai. Have the global recognition and be the No.1 tourist destination. However, they don't want the tourist nor to sell their cultural soul for the priviledge. They want it all but they want to remain Qatari.

Does that make sense to you lot? It's the Doha Delusion as I call it. The Paradox of progress, without progressing.

What happens is a half a$$ed version of what Dubai has and does and it all ends up being just a little bit sh!t.

So, no way will the Saudi's sell their prize asset to PSG unless it's for Naymar money. Money that PSG no longer have, nor, since the Qatari's and the Parisians' relationship is at an all time low. How low I hear you say? Low enough for the Qatari's to be considering defunding the French outfit, asset stripping it, selling it off for next to nothing & purchasing a stake in the North London Losers of Whiteheart Lane. About as low as you can go!

Other than that Pish... the one load of garbage doing the rounds is:

Newcastle are desperate to do a swap deal with Juve for Douglas Luis, Sending Sandro Tonali the other way.

Such bo!!ocks I can't even be bothered to explain why it's horse sh!te.

Good god it's boring.

Newcastle will not be desperate for any swap deal for our best players 😡

Liverpool will get nothing for Salah when he leaves and play by the same rules as us! Don?t they??? XD

So, unless they have cold hard cash for Gordon, he ain?t going? and we won?t take Nunez and his wages off them.

So show us the colour of your money? if Grealish is ?100m then?

I doubt any premier league club can afford Isak.

City have spent quarter billion? Chelsea have spent a billion? Man Utd can?t afford to pay their minimum wage staff XD

Arsenal spent ?100m+ on Rice? a player who they wanted, but not gonna win them the league.

They want to sign Isak, the guy who can get them thy title??? Then cough up best part ?200m

There?s PSG, but Isak won?t go to a team who can only win a 1 team league.

And then Real Madrid? probably the only team I could see him going to, they get money from somewhere, they?re building something frightening again? and I wouldn?t begrudge him that change ?. But they need to cough up too.

I think Bruno and JL are Geordies now? a lot to be said for a job you love, and the club hs given them a platform to flourish.

Tonali??? I see no indication he wants to leave, and I don?t understand why the club would be desperate to get rid?

You forgot Tino off to City Raga, it's a joke.

Pathetic.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Guybrush

And then Real Madrid? probably the only team I could see him going to, they get money from somewhere, they?re building something frightening again? and I wouldn?t begrudge him that change ?. But they need to cough up too.

---

You say that but who have Madrid paid cash money for since covid? I don't remember any major signings. M'Bappe they wanted a year earlier but couldn't afford it and waited until he was free. They're after Trent & Alfonso Davis both on free contracts, they wanted them last season but couldn't afford them.

They're broke after spending Billions of the Stadium revamp.

I just don't see them spending big any time soon!


[/QUOTE] I think Bruno and JL are Geordies now? a lot to be said for a job you love, and the club he's given them a platform to flourish. [/QUOTE]

Happiness is the one key issue with players that has hampered us in the past. Now we've got quality players who are invested in the project but also the family are settled and happy with kids in schools etc. Great for us, it just makes the whole process of getting players out of Newcastle far more difficult.


[/QUOTE] Tonali??? I see no indication he wants to leave, and I don?t understand why the club would be desperate to get rid?[/QUOTE]

Both Sandro & his agent have said 'He's happy at the club. Feels indebted to the fans, the club & the city for the unfaltering support during his rehabilitation. Sandro and his wife love the city and the people.'

As you said it's the complete opposite of 'wanting out'.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Jammy89

You forgot Tino off to City Raga, it's a joke.

Pathetic.

---

haha Damn it Jammy! yeah, that one slipped through. It is a complete joke, all players mentioned have stated openly to being happy and focused on winning something with Newcastle United.

Big money is needed get any of our players out of the club. We're no longer a selling club. Someone should inform the MSM clown show of this case.

Seeing as they bang on and on about us, mockingly being 'the richest club in the world' you'd think that it'd ring a bell that we ain't Fatso's cash cow anymore.

Isak is one of those players that appears only once in a while: Van Basten, Henry, Bergkamp. Therell always be speculation if he isnt at a cartel or European giant club.
The day speculation stops about players of his quality playing at the Toon is the day the club has made it to the big time.

But I agree - it is beyond tedious.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by toptoon

Isak is one of those players that appears only once in a while: Van Basten, Henry, Bergkamp. Therell always be speculation if he isnt at a cartel or European giant club.
The day speculation stops about players of his quality playing at the Toon is the day the club has made it to the big time.

But I agree - it is beyond tedious.

---

yeah it'll be a few years after we've won things before this noise goes away. City is now a destination rather than a selling club.

The Clown street media will not let up on us as the last thing they want is for us to become a destination. When we become a legitimate contender for the league title and a regular in the Champions League they will hate us just as much but will be forced to increase the reporting in more favourable terms as our global fanbase grows and we become more and more valuable to 'Brand Premier League'.

I grimace at the use of that phrase but sadly this is the reality of the football landscape these days.