Cripes.

Someone is up dating the Wisbech web site, the tumbleweed has been cleared away. The tumbleweed on the pitch and in the managers chair i presume is still there.

If the managers job becomes vacant i will apply, i promise to get big names like Paul Gascoigne, Teddy Sheringham, and Gary Birtles, even though they might be a bit older, they will still be better than the shower for the last five years, or is it ten, or twenty.

Crowds will queue up. I will take to the field dressed as Marradonna, in tribute to the Wisbech team of last season, no, not as a functioning Maraddonna, the morte one.

Dang, thats in bad taste even if true.

As manager i will play the long ball game, getting the ball in the box asap. Maybe Loft will sign, no, hes not good enough for Wisbech. Ill play up front with the soles on my boots six inches thick.

Just lump it up.

League won.