Carlisle are top.

This is not a windup. Carlisle are top of the league in Britain when it comes to depression, 21 per cent have some sort of treatment.

My appreciation of Carlisle is a sort of garden of eden, remote beautiful, but then thats my character, thats not everybodys.

Is its remoteness the problem, or is it lacking something. The smaller a place is the more community spirit there is, or is that the problem.?

The next question is to what degree is Carlisle United to blame? Back to back relegations is not a recipe for happiness, is entertainment a problem, or a lack of it?

Why are you asking us Frank? Given your former occupation I’d have thought that you would have had some sort of insight. There’s a research paper in waiting.

Anyway, to save you the bother I’ve done some research, and you’re talking *******s.

https://x.com/i/grok/share/KXVtJVyiTqh5wduGFmGIfWxZ5

Not me guv, im just repeating what an article in the Daily Mail said. I take your word for it. I used to live in Stoke, now that place is depressed.

There’s your problem right there Frank. You can’t believe anything in the Mail, nor the Express or Telegraph to be fair.

You have said this a number of times, and you are correct, i shall avoid those things at all costs. What do you recommend.

Im sorry, please forgive.

The Times is a bit to the left and the Guardian similarly to the right. Get a balance from those.

Then you’re forgiven.

Yes i shall.