Football Daily | Manchester United and a mess that perhaps only Barry Fry could fix

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How to cure the curse of Manchester United? Big Sir Jim Ratcliffe?s helicopter landed at Carrington on Thursday for a meeting with Ruben Amorim that was always scheduled, according to the club. Yes, apparently it had absolutely nothing to do with a Manchester derby pumping that had early-season optimism draining faster than the United end once Erling Haaland had scored City?s third. It has not been denied team performance was on the agenda. After all, what else could there possibly be to discuss? Now that Big Sir Jim has shunted much of his business interest to the USA USA USA, in recoil at the UK government?s green policies, and was already based off-shore for tax reasons, it is unlikely he and Amorim were discussing the return of Tyrone Dobbs?s mum, previously feared dead, to the cobbles of Coronation Street.
My father is 75 years old and for 50 years he has been a fisherman, working from two o?clock in the morning to 10 o?clock in the morning. This is a hard life ? not a player and the way that they work? ? it?s fair to say that Enzo Maresca is not hugely sympathetic to the plight of Raheem Sterling and Axel Disasi as they labour alone in the two-man bomb squad at Chelsea after failing to secure moves away from the club.
My god, you got one right (yesterday?s Newcastle v Barcelona score prediction). Is this a first? I?ve only been reading the column for about five years so I can?t be 100% sure? ? Janet Crane (who clearly hasn?t seen our consistent Friday night scorelines).
Given that ?Wycombe Wanderers head coach Mike Dodds is now former Wycombe Wanderers head coach Mike Dodds? (yesterday?s News, Bits and Bobs ? full email edition), do they not have doors marked ?Do One? in High Wycombe? It?s probably all chairs given their history. He could have been ?chairboyed? through the door marked ?Do One?? ? Sean Boiling.
Yesterday?s edition summarised in under 10 words: Simeone misunderstands scouse tormentor, who was just Larkin around? ? Phil Taverner.
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