Twenty eight pounds.

To watch United at Stockport, mama mia. Stockport could field reserves and youth players and still win, and probably will

Salford away then, uniteds struggles are a joy. May Neil Harris, the hysterical neill Harris stay forever, the 10 men behind the ball harris, the fear laden, fear drips from him like water.

He goes into every game hoping not to lose, how predictable is that. Itsnot like united are up against world beaters every week, where is confidence, ability, being adventurous, knowing you are better?

Because United arrnt better. They are div 2, lower half.

They are div 2 lower half. They are div 2 lower half, and will lose saturday.

Because Harris is weak, pathetic, hysterical, stupid, a nit, gross in his manner, speaking at 3,906 miles an hour.

A fool, giving an impression of being human, while being a mouse, a beetle, a worm.