Why go to a Cambridge game?

I dont. If i want to watch the play halfway to hell, i can see that at home. To go to the Abbey is to go all the way, it will be like having to give a commentary on an autopsy.

Which would be better,? a game with an interval, or an interval with no game?, answer an interval with no game, doing it this way means the club makes lots of money and can erect a statue to Paddy Rayment.

United are drowning the youngsters who go in post traumatic stress, that they wake in the night screaming, weeping, and expecting United players to turn to religion as a futile way to bring sense to whats happening.

This is therapy, the only mistake they made is going, oh and number 2, the game kicked off. To prevent any game kicking off ever again, i must report the club to Trump and explain, im sure a b52 will arrive.

The problem will be that bombs wont stop the game, just slow it down, at least a barbie will be available, Knight on brown with mustard.

Crispy Watt in a bun, onions, sauce, at least there, and in about 20 buns he will be of some use, on the pitch he is just a heavy clumping rhino, a rhino with ho horn.

He is a player of small talent, forged in a coal mine, his face still blackened carrying flasks of tea just in case there is a cave in.

For him to live in Cambridge is like Sinatra living in Southery Norfolk.

Or Presley living in Clacton. Isnt it time he applied to work in a newsagent? Or a chip shop, football is to high brow.

That is all.