AFC limericks

2014 Scottish League Cup Final
The crowd wanted to make it quite tribal.
I said to my mate
That display is quite great
He was p!shed and needed the urinal

The game started at rather a pace
Tackles flying in all over the place
Hayes went off after two
My mate's still in the loo
He had splash backed all over his face

19 years, 120 minutes and now ***ing pens
The players lined up, a team full of mens
Robson, Low, Vernon and Rooney stepped up
All scored to win us the cup
Tears streaming oot o my mates p!sh stained contact lens

Ok, nae really that great but I'm nae as natural as NMN, Heed_Don_In and StandFreeFM.
All great efforts lads

McCormack flew in from the states
To make Kingsford happen with his mates
Due to his vain tendency
He ensured his name was to be
All over the training ground gates

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Originally Posted by afc1903mad

I'm nae as natural as NMN, Heed_Don_In and StandFreeFM.
All great efforts lads

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Awww bless. Nice wee list of your man crushes. Fellow del boy fluffers I suspect.

All going on the list. Thanks for helping me compile it.

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Originally Posted by Devanha Red

Awww bless. Nice wee list of your man crushes. Fellow del boy fluffers I suspect.

All going on the list. Thanks for helping me compile it.

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There once was a poster named Devanha
Had a knob like a miniature banana.
When he undressed
Girls were less than impressed.
"Does it grow?" He replied "no it canna"

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Originally Posted by afc1903mad

There once was a poster named Devanha
Had a knob like a miniature banana.
When he undressed
Girls were less than impressed.
"Does it grow?" He replied "no it canna"

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One of your best efforts. Made me chuckle but those names are still going in the book.

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Originally Posted by StandfreeFM

Not even trying now are we. You could learn a lot from afc1903mad, on this and many other things.

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I made it short. You are never happy.

There once was a boy called Gallus
Who was incredibly callous
He made a c*nt of it on here
Had to disappear
But came back as this other wee phallus

There once was a fan called Red John
Who often liked a moan
Then he saw the light
And gave up the fight
And anointed King Derek to the throne

There once was a chairman
Who was a kind of like a German
He liked to praise
And often give a raise
To another hun who really liked Taylor's woman

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Originally Posted by Devanha Red

Awww bless. Nice wee list of your man crushes. Fellow del boy fluffers I suspect.

All going on the list. Thanks for helping me compile it.

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A poster, Devanha does insist
That he's strategically compiling a list
This hun loving dude
suggests he'll exclude
Any cock unfulfilled by his fist