Today's Limerick

Stags v Millers game.

Will Zac Kettle be as good as his dad
Or is he going to be really bad
Whichever way it goes
And no one quite knows
He might just make us all mad

There was a young man called Mick
Who bought an illegal firestick
His wife wasn't happy
As the firestick was so crappy
And Mick felt a bit of a Dick

Just been shopping in IKEA
For presents and other gear
It's been such a busy day
And all that's left to say
Is Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Xmas Eve is once again at our door
Lost loved ones we can't see anymore
We will raise them a glass
For to us they're first class
Beat Wigan they'll be an uproar

There's a football coach called Steve
Who was merry on Christmas Eve
But after losing again today
It's very true to say
It might be time to leave

Just been out walking my dog
And wow he dropped a big log
And by the freaking way
We lost again today
But don't blame it on the fog

Will some on here make the news
With their allegations and libellous views?
'Tis true we were tame
But at the end of the game
Did you witness some very loud boos?

Allegedly

Evans is back and don't we know IT,
Losing games and then talking Sh!t.

We've lost to the Wigan and next come the Hatters,
Our dream of promotion is in Tatters.

The old saying is ' never go back ',
C'mon Tony give both the Sack.

There is a young man called Steve
Is he about to leave?
It's so tough at the top
But he's not for the chop
He'll be here on New Year's Eve

Stockport at home looks a banker
Unless we don't play with a flanker
We probably won't
We usually don't
Because the manager's a bit of a .........