Originally Posted by
Trickytreesreds
I'll bet Christmas was a hoot in the Swale household.
Santa was banned for being an over 60, red faced gammon, with racist tendencies for delivering gollywogs.
Turkey was replaced with lentil soup, because Tories eat those things.
Carol singing banned for being a white privaleged past time, with no respect for the other minorities in the area
Pass the parcel banned in case it upsets any Irish relatives
The nativity play was allowed, so long as it was changed to the day Swale was born and people sung the king is born.
The children got new stockings though. Not for presents, but to put over their heads, to beat up any kids at school in case they had double/triple barrelled surnames.
Don't ever change Fail, we love you, :heart::heart: XD