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It sounds plausible. If the FM of Scotland was having a discreet lesbian affair, she would definitely choose the Balmoral Hotel

Is there any pics of this Sturgeon/Murray/French girlfriend thing doing the rounds? :P

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Originally Posted by RED_JOHN

I heard an absolute cracker of one (not saying for a minute this is true)....Nicola Sturgeon and Judy Murray are an item. Supposedly buying a house together and all will be revealed after the election.

I am admittedly not a fan of Sturgeon but what a load of nonsense.

(This was meant to be a reply to the Balmoral rumour)

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Heard that ages ago.

From a Hun.

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Originally Posted by mondo_notion

Is there any pics of this Sturgeon/Murray/French girlfriend thing doing the rounds? :P

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DM me.

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Originally Posted by Aldo1983

DM me.

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I was just teasing, I ain't wanting no trouble.

Thank god the Pit is closed.

Ootside pal

I've never heard of the Sturgeon - Judy Murray rumour before. Although they do both look like lesbians.

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Originally Posted by Jupiter

I've never heard of the Sturgeon - Judy Murray rumour before. Although they do both look like lesbians.

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XD

It’s the type of rumour that you know is the biggest load of nonsense you have heard but would like it to be true.

Allegedly Sturgeon, Murray and Salmond went out for a Chinese meal then had an unprotected threesome in the Balmoral Hotel and this was when Coronavirus was created. The virus achieved the desired effect of reducing the elderly vote count in Scotland thus ensuring independence would be achieved at the next referendum. Allegedly the Chinese meal was to be blamed as the source of the virus as the restaurant got their supplies from a market in Wuhan. You heard it here first.

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Originally Posted by ByeByeScum2012

Allegedly Sturgeon, Murray and Salmond went out for a Chinese meal then had an unprotected threesome in the Balmoral Hotel and this was when Coronavirus was created. The virus achieved the desired effect of reducing the elderly vote count in Scotland thus ensuring independence would be achieved at the next referendum. Allegedly the Chinese meal was to be blamed as the source of the virus as the restaurant got their supplies from a market in Wuhan. You heard it here first.

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Have you been reading the Telegraph?