AFC limericks

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Originally Posted by donsdaft

I knew someone would ask, the thing is that poor Audrey isn't that photogenic.

On re-reading my effort I probably should have used the word " match" to replace either " game" or " games"

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I'm going to get dogs abuse from the usual suspects for dragging another thread aff topic but I'm not one for worrying ower muckle.

You gan to see Fradi in the flesh tonight?

Yip

Heading off in about an hour.

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Originally Posted by donsdaft

Yip

Heading off in about an hour.

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I'll look for you behind the goal. Will you be the one wearing a white t-shirt? 😃

White t-shirts are nae really me.

I'm a bit nearer the home end than I usually am ( not quite the Y but you get the jist)

I'll wave.

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Originally Posted by StandfreeFM

:p


Devanha Red at the pond in his fleece
A loud noise that had broken the peace
To Muir of Ord he had gone
Thought he saw flying swan
But of course what he saw were some geese

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My "thus tgre" phase of limericking was probably my best. I should of quit at the top.

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Originally Posted by donsdaft

White t-shirts are nae really me.

I'm a bit nearer the home end than I usually am ( not quite the Y but you get the jist)

I'll wave.

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Hope to **** it's nae a green een then.

Enjoy. Handsome home win guaranteed. I'm going for a 3-0.

I'll be in my usual Anarchist black.

From Preston came Stevie May
The position of striker to play
A spell on the wing and near a'thin [else] :P
Meant he has now left for St Johnstone i'day

(Scuttles quickly off stage) :D

Paul Gascoigne, a player of repute,
Once played an imaginary flute.
The tune I can't guess,
But nevertheless
Ah'd happily punch his lights oot!

Paul Gascoine is a disgraceful drunken fool
He made a dick of himself trying to help Raoul
Hes a horrible ***ist hun b@stard
Who cant help but get plastered
Hes top of my list in my dead pool