Wokes...

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Originally Posted by dagenhamJohn

Nothing wrong with Blackpool Mon iron apart from the indigenous pretending to speak and understand English whilst never ending renditions of ' where's me lass' being shouted only to realise she's being backscuttled by a man locally identified as a Jock from Ayr!

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This fat old Blackpool lass entertains a double backscuttle and is very grateful for the pleasure.
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Originally Posted by Tricky1966

This fat old Blackpool lass entertains a double backscuttle and is very grateful for the pleasure.
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I've shot my load!

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Originally Posted by dagenhamJohn

I've shot my load!

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What a carry on XD, What ever would Acid man think of it :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Tricky1966

This fat old Blackpool lass entertains a double backscuttle and is very grateful for the pleasure.
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Just took another look, My curtains need cleaning now!

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Originally Posted by dagenhamJohn

Just took another look, My curtains need cleaning now!

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Mrs found this on my phone. I am defo in the confession box again Sunday :s
https://youtu.be/cZOPhHos4lM

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Originally Posted by Tricky1966

Mrs found this on my phone. I am defo in the confession box again Sunday :s
https://youtu.be/cZOPhHos4lM

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You mean strapped to the table, gagged, wearing a face gimp and whimpering because your wife just discovered an XXL Butplug and doesn't care about oiling!!!

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Originally Posted by dagenhamJohn

You mean strapped to the table, gagged, wearing a face gimp and whimpering because your wife just discovered an XXL Butplug and doesn't care about oiling!!!

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It was all that and worse as i had to wear a very tight Crystal Palace top as well... And stockings and my f'ucking arse is still red raw >:)

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Originally Posted by Tricky1966

It was all that and worse as i had to wear a very tight Crystal Palace top as well... And stockings and my f'ucking arse is still red raw >:)

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The
Crystal Palace top is taking this too far, are their no moral limits anymore?

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Originally Posted by dagenhamJohn

The
Crystal Palace top is taking this too far, are their no moral limits anymore?

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I did plead for leniency on the top thing but alas to no avail.
I feel dirty and abused :blue:

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Originally Posted by Tricky1966

I did plead for leniency on the top thing but alas to no avail.
I feel dirty and abused :blue:

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I'm Ghasted and Flabbered! But HeyHo all levels of Debauchery are as of yet not measured or recorded, so live life to the full Mon Deviant>:)