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Over here anyone can now get a booster, I’ll probably take the booster just to blame people who’ve only been double jabbed for spreading it.

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Originally Posted by Jupiter

When has Mrs Krankie ever been interested in keeping English people happy?

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He didn't say English people he said the English press.


Other than that, good to see the no nonsense edginess back.

I'm a big fan.

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Originally Posted by Basingstokered

Over here anyone can now get a booster, I’ll probably take the booster just to blame people who’ve only been double jabbed for spreading it.

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Well anyone who's had their third Jag knows what a sanctimonious @rse those with a booster are.
#Boosterboasters.

Having read the papers it would seem that if I wanted to go to a pub or whatever I would need to show proof of a recent negative lateral flow test.

I might have picked that up wrong, but

If I needed to show proof of vaccination then I know how to do that and I would be able to do it in a few seconds.

But how the f’uck do I show proof of a recent lateral flow test?
Take a photo of it?
Carry the f’uckin thing in my pocket?

Never mind because I definitely know how to get a negative lateral flow result.

Don’t bother with all that swabbing s’hite, just put some drops of the liquid onto the testing strip and Robert is your aunties husband.
A negative result.

Load of f’uckin s’hite.

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Originally Posted by donsdaft

Having read the papers it would seem that if I wanted to go to a pub or whatever I would need to show proof of a recent negative lateral flow test.

I might have picked that up wrong, but

If I needed to show proof of vaccination then I know how to do that and I would be able to do it in a few seconds.

But how the f’uck do I show proof of a recent lateral flow test?
Take a photo of it?
Carry the f’uckin thing in my pocket?

Never mind because I definitely know how to get a negative lateral flow result.

Don’t bother with all that swabbing s’hite, just put some drops of the liquid onto the testing strip and Robert is your aunties husband.
A negative result.

Load of f’uckin s’hite.

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I think you should do a test in front of the bouncers, holding the queue up.
Just tell them FM says it's alright.

Exactly, either that or create a medical station in front of every venue where they do it for you.

It’s that or it’s complete b0ll0cks.

They like making the rules, but believing that folk follow them is a form of insanity.

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Originally Posted by Donanddusted

Well anyone who's had their third Jag knows what a sanctimonious @rse those with a booster are.
#Boosterboasters.

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Got mine yesterday, feel a bit rough but the warmth I feel at making the world a safer place for everyone is priceless.

Not looking for thanks......the knowing is enough.

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Originally Posted by Donanddusted

Well anyone who's had their third Jag knows what a sanctimonious @rse those with a booster are.
#Boosterboasters.

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Imagine what they'll be like after their 4th or 5th jag.

By that time they’ll probably advise daily boosters

What is this “jag” you talk of?

I don’t speak weegie.