There once was a team fae the Deen
Fa became like a well oiled machine
They won 5 on the spin
Do the fans still want to bin
McWinless? We’ll just wait and see
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There once was a team fae the Deen
Fa became like a well oiled machine
They won 5 on the spin
Do the fans still want to bin
McWinless? We’ll just wait and see
FFS. Yellow card at least.Quote:
Originally Posted by pieandbovrilman
A pedantic curmudgeon fae the sticks,Quote:
Originally Posted by 57vintage
cast aspertions on Dons limericks
A grammatical error,
Would strike him with terror
til he pished doon the leg o' eez brikks
To Norway the sheep now go biking
Despite the Covid virus still hiking
But we won’t give a sh!t
When our red hot team hit
6 wins in a row against Viking
The Dons head to Europe in good form
This is definitely far from the norm
We’ll soon be knocked oot
Of Europe nae doobt
And DM’s critics can once again scorn
The Dons head tae take on the Vikin'.
Tae mak sure our strike force is strikin'
The 3 at the back,
wi 7 in attack,
is a line up very much tae ma likin'
In many a Motherwell slum,
Refuse bins are of interest to some
seeking dead rats most zealously,
such being a delicacy,
to chew on whilst shagging their mum
It is rumoured that in Tannadice,
the mice are no match for the lice.
One I saw last time there,
was so massive I swear,
Could have eaten Kris Boyd at least twice.
When the huns last played Aiberdeen,
fears concerning their personal hygiene,
played out as expected,
8 Dons were infected
misattributed to where they'd since been
An, well noo it's mair mornin' than night,
Ma heid is mair heavy than light
Ah'll complete one mair rhyme,
afore beddie-by time,
and hope yer next hedgehog's a shiτe :D