Did you write this Dave..? :D
West Spam United
West Spam United, the meat-packers football team of choice, is a surprisingly potent squad, consisting of the burliest butchers, abbitoir-men, and wild sheep around. They have a somewhat chaotic play style, and have been known on more than one occasion to score by picking up the goal and throwing it over the ball. They are really, really hated by all other English football teams, who consider them "A bit of meat pickin's, if you see what I mean", despite nobody actualy knowing what this does, in fact, mean. With their regular cries of "Amazing ***** Extention!", and "ZOMFG ROFL URH8TD..