95 years ago today

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Originally Posted by Mason89

There’s a few of you repeating this ludicrous claim so you’re all obviously mistaking the Mute Swan (Cygnus Olor) & the Barnacle Goose (Branta leucopsis)

Let me ask you this. Have any of you saw a swan up a tree or on a roof? Anyone ever been shat on by a swan?

I think not.

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The Barnacle goose looks nothing like a swan.

Swan rescued after being trapped in tree in East Lothian

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I thought with Aberdeen being so far north, it might have winter plumage. Whoever put that swan up the tree is just sick

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Originally Posted by afc1903mad

The Barnacle goose looks nothing like a swan.

Swan rescued after being trapped in tree in East Lothian

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I know about this one. Some cruel tw@t stuck one up a tree to try and vindicate their absurd conspiracy theory. Fake News.

As have struggled to come up with a combination of a sparrow and buffalo, they are now training Barnacled Geese, cunningly disguised as swans, to time releasing their sh!te ahead of our next visit to Ibrokes.

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New tune required.

Instead of "If I had the wings of a sparrow", we should all sing: -

Send in the swans
Send in the Swans
Send in, Send in
Send in the Swans
(to the tune of we are the mods - Quadrophenia)

It'll confuse the sh!t out of them

^^^ That’s a goose

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Originally Posted by Mason89

^^^ That’s a goose

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No, it's a pig XD

They look similar to the untrained eye. The way to tell for sure, is that Geese can fly & swans can’t