Don't see the point opening golf courses when 90% of them are on the vulnerable list and still have to stay in.
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Don't see the point opening golf courses when 90% of them are on the vulnerable list and still have to stay in.
Playing actual golf is a sideshow of golf clubs..Quote:
Originally Posted by eric_sinclair
Stupid trousers...check
Daft jersey...check
£350 driver that will improve your game....🤣🤣🤣...check
Swish German sports saloon that has club captain approval on PCP...check
Wardrobe full of golf apparel when your not playing...check
Carlos Fandago sunglasses...check
Then your ready to tee off....
Golf clubs are great, bastions of intolerance, a haven for political incorrectness and the hub of the WWCHM community.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mudskipper
You get the odd cracking fight, mair gossip than Hilda on coronation street and grudges held so long that people actually forget what the actual grudge is a boot.
Quaint wee things like capts park I g space, lady capts parking space, committee spaces and I've saw captains guest parking spaces, fantastic one upmanship snobbery that dfcss would be proud of.
Mair secrets 're scoring than the masons.
Mair skullduggery than a Shakespeare play and ahh **** pretends they like one another apart from the public grudges.
Fan ****ing tactic....what's no to like😎
You can get a cart fitted with a machine gun, anyone comes near you get rat a tat tat.....man down.Quote:
Originally Posted by eric_sinclair
Sturgeon would probably be happy with that,
Boy in work says at his club ye can't take yer blazer aff at the agm until the captain has.
Etonesque.
Sounds like a posh still game tbh!! With fees kept high to keep non tories oot.
Tally ho. 😉
Never seen that ane, struggle to see a captain without his blazer off if em honest, I think they go to bed in them.Quote:
Originally Posted by eric_sinclair
Fees arnae high at the normal clubs. The only thing that comes close to gubbing dabs on the fitba pitch is doing it on the golf course.
Almost worth staying alive for.🙂
£600 a pop is no value for the working man.
Decent value for the 90% and the tories tho. Nothing else to dae we their time.
The 2 surest things of covid 19 was always gonna be Boris kiddy on positive test and golf courses open first.
Works oot about £2.50 per gemme for me, no quite 600 540 or something. Compared to the fitba it's great value.Quote:
Originally Posted by eric_sinclair
Naw working folk clog up the course and nae left wing Tories either, **** them.
I don’t recognise the golf clubs talked about in here. Must be really posh clubs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Returnofrros
You wear shoes in Fife your posh it's ahh relative.Quote:
Originally Posted by noahrab