I went to B & Q today and the phuckers have no white paint.
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I went to B & Q today and the phuckers have no white paint.
Paint it black.
Think there was a song about that!!!!!
Yes there was, however, BT daren't do that because it was his face that he was going to paint. XDQuote:
Originally Posted by barrie_burn
Which face? BT has more faces than the town hall clock. ;)
Oh, the irony!
Many people on here are offended every time they watch the news.
And they are most offended when other people are offended!
On a serious note 59er, I still have no idea whether to Stay Home or Stay Alert!:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by 1959_60
Same here BT.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Bedlington Terrier
Are you allowed to stop being alert when you are home?
Or are we supposed to be a nation of curtain twitchers and constantly be on the lookout for the hidden menace?
Are we supposed to lie awake all night listening for bad stuff?
Churchill offered us blood, sweat and tears, but this bugger is much more demanding.
I suppose shops, restaurants, public places etc. will have to go along with the regs, but I suspect 90% of the general public are sick to death of the pantomime and will do as they please.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Bedlington Terrier
BT: I would suggest ,you have your Child Bride there,correct? ''Stay Home,stay horny ! But with meals ,you both do eat - right? Take passion fruit,or simply ''the fruits of Love''. For any extra exercise .....if needed? Push the bed into the middle of the room,and play marching songs,in a quick tempo, as you both troop around the bed !
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didn't they have any lightbulbs ?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Bedlington Terrier
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...lumination.jpg
:D