Breaking news! Up to 10,000 fans allowed in football grounds from 17th May

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Originally Posted by CAMiller

Yes, just one of the unreported side effects of the Pfizer vaccine has been extreme weight loss. IBS would post a YouTube video of it but unfortunately he's no longer on here XD

It's more down to ticket availability. As most events typically sell out you have 6x better chance of getting a ticket if you are vaccinated. I think some places are even offering discounts for vaccinated fans and the human rights lawyers' ears are pricking up with some vigour.

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''human rights lawyers' ears are pricking up with some vigour.'' Sit them next to someone who hasn't been vaccinated and let them sneeze.....we'd see how long they sat there.

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Originally Posted by Brin

We think we're a fat nation, you should get your sen over there and see...we look anorexic in comparison.

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I don't think they'r massively bigger except for their backsides, for some reason that's where a lot of the weifght seems to go, maybe that High-Fructose Corn Syrup goes to the rump?

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Originally Posted by great_fire

I don't think they'r massively bigger except for their backsides, for some reason that's where a lot of the weifght seems to go, maybe that High-Fructose Corn Syrup goes to the rump?

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Yes you're right, they're big arsed no matter what colour/race......before anyone starts.

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Originally Posted by great_fire

I don't think they'r massively bigger except for their backsides, for some reason that's where a lot of the weifght seems to go, maybe that High-Fructose Corn Syrup goes to the rump?

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Is that one of those 'Does my bum look big in this' discussions? 🤔😂