It's not that old. You only told it 14 minutes ago. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Stansmate
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It's not that old. You only told it 14 minutes ago. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Stansmate
Two dragons walk into a pub.one says “it’s hot in here innit.”..other one says “shut your mouth.”..
Two lions walk into a pub and one says, "Not many people in here tonight."
It came up as not sent 1st time !!!
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Originally Posted by Millmoordays
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
Worked at Billy Smarts circus for 13 years, I didn't perform but I was the only one who could get the tent back in its bag !
Copyright Mick Miller
I lost my hair when I was 18 years old..what a card game that was ...
During choir practice the teacher turns to one tone deaf member as asks:
“Would you like to sing solo?”
Somewhat surprised they answer “I’d love to”
“Good, now sing so low we can’t f*****g hear you!”
Two fish in a tank - one turns to the other and says “How the feck do you drive this thing?”
I used to have a loving family, a nice house and good car until I got involved with drugs.
Now I have an island and a yacht.
I * punchline up! aa usual.Quote:
Originally Posted by gru
Oldest joke you know?
Two flies playing football in a saucer, one says it’s fed up doing it…..other says, cheer up we are playing in the cup next week.