Originally Posted by
Guybrush
I?ve actually heard the audio mate, goes exactly like this -
?Alright Kav mate, since Digne shouldn?t be on the pitch anyways that?s not a pen?
?But Guv, I?ve already stopped the game?
?Don?t worry Kav, give a free kick, take next weekend off on full pay so you can think about your actions and how you nearly gave them Mags a second get out of jail free card?
?Aye Guv, sorry about that - I presume you?re wanting me to leave my brown envelope in the ref?s office after the game??
?No Kav, I?m leaving now after this sh!tsh0w you have put on today - that was never a red card for the keeper, it was nearly in their half - a yellow at best - anyway, I?ll bring up my dinner if I try watch anymore, I have left a self addressed envelope for you to return it - you can buy the stamp yourself?
?It won?t happen again Guv?
?Damn right it won?t - we?ve already used Grok AI to put you in a compromising position and it?s ready to release on your next slip up?