Haha, you’re like an old decrepit dry minge.
In other words, a useless auld cnut
Or like Father Jack, that auld grumpy **** that’s never seen a hairbrush or toothbrush in years, looking and smelling like a tramp, stinking of piss who occasionally awakens and shouts out pish.
It’s Christmas time, have a drink and a wee nap.

