Doctor, doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
...You'll just have to be a little patient.
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Doctor, doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
...You'll just have to be a little patient.
George Michael and Carrie Fisher meet in heaven for the first time.
CF - "Oh wow, you're George Michael, I'm your biggest fan! I've got all of your albums"
GM - "Oh really? That's so sweet. All of them?"
CF - "Yes...well, apart from the first one."
GM - "I find your lack of Faith disturbing"....................................... ...................................too soon ?
somebody sent me a lump of Plasticine in the post
i dont know what to make of it................
Saw Michael J Fox at the garden centre the other day. I knew it was him, he had his back to the fuschias.................
What do you call a dog with 5 d1cks ?
Mariah Carey and Westlife.
A punk graffiti'd the Chelsea Flower Show once by spraying NO FUSCHIA.........
Reminds me of a f.ucking great joke about Lenny Henry.( which I aint repeating on here )Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr_Grieves
I bought the missus a bag and a belt for Christmas.
She wasn't as happy as i thought she would be.
Ah well never mind, the hoover is picking up great now.
When my Grandad was ill, my Grandmother smeared butter all over his back and arse cheeks.
He went downhill very quickly after that.
My wife was trying to be ***y last night.
She lay on the bed licking a lollipop then she slowly started to slide it in her fannny.
"Steady on love" I said "
You're going to need that for when you cross the kids over the road for school in the morning.