The funsters

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Originally Posted by GUNBOAT

Yes but now that he has been charged by the police he has escaped a lengthy ban because the wheels of justice move so slowly.He will not face footballing charges before his trial as it may prejudice the outcome.
There is every chance he will not even be a Funster by the time he appears at Hampden.

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Cheers Mr Boat 👍

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Originally Posted by petermackie

No sure how you're reading it but sounds like United fans have handed tickets back... hospitality is at Tannadice and seats are the Shankly🙈🙈

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First sentence- 'The Club has received an additional amount of tickets' How can you receive things from yourself? And last time I checked 'additional' means over and above an original number. Dear oh dear..........🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

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Originally Posted by JamesMcClean

First sentence- 'The Club has received an additional amount of tickets' How can you receive things from yourself? And last time I checked 'additional' means over and above an original number. Dear oh dear..........🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

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You taking the p1ss or just thick...the tickets on offer are for the Shankly....the hospitality is at Tannadice...so anyone with a bit of common sense would realise that someone has cancelled their table hence freeing up ADDITIONAL tickets...tickets you never had before the cancellation...The capacity for the Shankly is 3000 and that's how many will be in it if you sell those additional tickets FFS it's no hard 🚀🃏🤡🚀🃏🤡👍

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Originally Posted by stokearab

Cheers Mr Boat ��

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In layman's terms the bairns who he was chatting to online maybe at the age of consent by the time he is judged by the three man panel at Hampden.

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Originally Posted by GUNBOAT

Yes but now that he has been charged by the police he has escaped a lengthy ban because the wheels of justice move so slowly.He will not face footballing charges before his trial as it may prejudice the outcome.
There is every chance he will not even be a Funster by the time he appears at Hampden.

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I feel they should just get on with it. Put him in the Stocks in City Square and get Russell Brand to talk to him for 24 hours.

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Originally Posted by petermackie

The joyous moments start when you meet your mates... go home and away every week...win lose or draw and do it the next week regardless...

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A true Arab

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Originally Posted by Arabdownsouth

A true Arab

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You've misread "go home and away every week"is not the same as singing along on open all mics...glad to clear that up for you 👍

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Originally Posted by petermackie

You've misread "go home and away every week"is not the same as singing along on open all mics...glad to clear that up for you 👍

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Trolling a guy who lives in Japan because he doesn't go home and away. Truly funstertastic

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Originally Posted by petermackie

You taking the p1ss or just thick...the tickets on offer are for the Shankly....the hospitality is at Tannadice...so anyone with a bit of common sense would realise that someone has cancelled their table hence freeing up ADDITIONAL tickets...tickets you never had before the cancellation...The capacity for the Shankly is 3000 and that's how many will be in it if you sell those additional tickets FFS it's no hard 🚀🃏🤡🚀🃏🤡👍

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Eh????

We've been 'given additional general sale tickets'. Fcuk all to do with hospitality and nowhere does it state for the Shankly.

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Originally Posted by JamesMcClean

First sentence- 'The Club has received an additional amount of tickets' How can you receive things from yourself? And last time I checked 'additional' means over and above an original number. Dear oh dear..........��������������������������

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My tickets for The Dr Noodles suite arrived today with the following sanitary advice.

If after your meal you need to defecate please use the portakabin behind the 'Dairy' however if its only urination you require just do it discretely in the shopping trolley area.