Good darts...

Good ,but not quite good enough old friend.

I will see your Savage and Townsend, Crooks, Neville et al and Michael "boring monotone I've played the game at the highest level and still know feck all about it" Owen.
And take the pot with our very own,,and Express FM s Alan the legend 8oo games Knightsie.

Same time next week lads ?

That's cheating pardner. You had an ace up yer sleeve that I didn't know about.

Go fer yer guns but go fer 'em slow...