Players With Stupid Names

What about our very own
Dick Krzywicki .

I remember watching the Albion winning at Blues back in the eighties & I was stood on the Spion Kop in a very small crowd feeling a bit anxious with Blues thugs around me. I thought I was safe talking to a really old guy next to me and said. 'That centre half for the Albion looks pretty useful' He said 'Yeah, What's his name ?' . I Feigned ignorance and checked my programme. 'Chris Whyte' I said. His reply
'Stupid effing name for a black bloke'

Leicester'had'a'couple'of'players'in'the'same'team 'named'Longfellow'and'Stringfellow'in'the'60's.