Females ( what turns you off?)

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Originally Posted by 57vintage

Lack of pulse.

Lack of visible signs of breathing.

Static circulation.

The jandies.

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Fussy cu nt.

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Originally Posted by donsdaft

What does surprise me though is my more recent attraction to redheads.

In my younger days I would have avoided freckles and ginger hair like the plague.

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Canna whack a ginger min.

I've found gingers to be gamer than pheasant.

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Originally Posted by InversneckieDob

Nuh.

I'd have tried to sh@g the crack of dawn when I was a lad.
Fussy? Nae so much.

Couldnae afford to be.

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A hole in a mossy dyke 😮

A hole in a barber’s fleer

A jar of worms

The buttonhole o a fur coat

Drinks pints is another one

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