Im completely neutral CAM as I didn't vote in the UK elections as Trump didn't run in the UKQuote:
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Im completely neutral CAM as I didn't vote in the UK elections as Trump didn't run in the UKQuote:
Originally Posted by CAMiller
My mate Jonny Fray
Had too much botox one day
But as things went wrong
And his ears grew too long
He ate lots of carrots each day
Another mate called Josh Crumper
Was a notorious trumper
And yes, it is true
He once followed through
But he cleaned it up with his jumper.
There was an old man from Peru
Who found he had nothing to do
He sat on the stairs counting his hairs
and found he had 102
There was a young woman from Hitchin
Sat scaratching her tw@t in the kitchen
Her mother said "Rose, it's pox I suppose?"
She said "Boll0x and get on with yer Knitting!"
There was a young woman called Sally,
Who loved an occasional dally
She sat on the lap
Of a well endowed chap
And said 'You're right up my alley.
There was a young lady from Ealing
Who had an incredible feeling
She laid on her back opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling
If we're doing well-known ones...
There was a young girl from Great Staughton
Who had one long tit and one short 'un
To make up for this
She widdled green pi ss
And had a fart like a 650 Norton
There was a young man called Tucket
Who found a hole in his bucket
Without further ado
He knew what to do
And so he decided to chuck it
With no meaningful game for two weeks
Limericks occupy peeps
These threads are a chore
I can't take any more
Thank fu*k football's back in two sleeps!