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So, Boris complies with the law and hands over his phone.

But they can't open it because he's " forgotten his passcode "

The excuses get more childlike, which is a point really, give it to a 7 year old, he'll probably know how to bypass the code.

The spiel I read was that the best minds around in the security squad couldn’t work out how to open it without risking its immediately being hacked by some nasty, weaselly, non-Britisher intelligence unit.

It’s probably filled with screenshots of her pishflaps sent by Dorries, and reminders from Carrie to pick up a loaf and a crate of beluga caviare on his way back from the massage parlour.

I blame the Chinese.

Boris must have been looking at some dodgy websites on his phone if it has been infected with spyware.

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Originally Posted by Jupiter

Boris must have been looking at some dodgy websites on his phone if it has been infected with spyware.

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If you’ve logged into this site, your phone will be riddled with it. EJ that used to post on here, did quite an in depth thread about how many things were running simultaneously on this site, that are trying to plague your phone/pc. I didn’t really understand the workings behind it but it’s a lot. More than any other site he’d seen

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Originally Posted by 57vintage

It’s probably filled with screenshots of her pishflaps sent by Dorries,

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Chaucer-like.

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Originally Posted by Donanddusted

Chaucer-like.

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Well, she is as potty-mouthed as The Wife of Bath, and she’s probably stuck her arris out of the privy vent for suitors like Absolom to kiss too, the slattern.

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Originally Posted by donsdaft

Aye Mason, the world picking on poofs again is it?

Now he's run away having "mental issues" I suppose we're all supposed to feel sorry for the pervert.

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It’s as transparent as turning up to Court on crutches.

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Originally Posted by Shetland Don

It’s as transparent as turning up to Court on crutches.

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Huw was especially clever here, by convincing his doctor, friends and family for years that he had mental health issues. Playing the long game in case he got caught

Nobody is cheering him on or saying his behaviour was anywhere near acceptable but the story here is, as usual, The Sun are c*nts

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Originally Posted by Mason89

Huw was especially clever here, by convincing his doctor, friends and family for years that he had mental health issues. Playing the long game in case he got caught

Nobody is cheering him on or saying his behaviour was anywhere near acceptable but the story here is, as usual, The Sun are c*nts

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