It makes sense once you understand that we're talking about a club which...
... decided to permanently close two of the South Stand turnstyles rather than fit them with card readers.
... has an SLO claiming on social media that two closed turnstyles are "not turnstyles" when a queue has built up half way up Merkland Road East on a European night... only for the "not turnstyles" to be opened at 19:35.

