What first hit me was the number of times the word God was spoken, so solemn, so sincere. Yes, you join the forum and the question does God exist?
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What first hit me was the number of times the word God was spoken, so solemn, so sincere. Yes, you join the forum and the question does God exist?
Best answer I can be bothered to muster today is "Fcuk Off!"
I will never, ever toast a Royal couple. One part of a Royal couple had her toes sucked by some daft American, the other one was a head case who should have been sectioned and had more ***ual encounters than an Oldham prostitute.
Do I detect a hint of desperation BT!
Do you have inside knowledge of Oldham ladies? XD
If I guess correctly they are not my favourites, but you can’t tar them all with the same brush. William and Harry are different to the rest and if you were sailing in Oban Anne would share a pint with you.
Just to make you really happy, there’s talk they may get together again as he’s now so far down the pecking order he doesn’t need to ask the Queens permission.
I really do not give a s-h-i-t about the British Royal Family OC.
They should have been consigned to history a century ago.
One comment I heard from a middle aged woman summed up yesterday to a T for me, "I came from up north and waited for 4 hours with many others for the beautiful couple to pass me in the carriage, and when I saw them it was the best thing that has happened to me in my life", like many others who were their, they are sad bastids.
BT, several things.
A lot of people simply cannot understand why we, basically a lot of old blokes, can get so passionate about watching 22 young men, dressed in gimp suits, chase a bag of wind around a field. Logically it makes no sense at all and I fully understand the head scratching from non footy lovers.
Not only that, these young men who chase the bag of wind while wearing a gimp suit are paid obscene amounts of money for doing it. And silly buggers like us spend a fortune travelling the country (and Europe) to watch them.
So before we call people interested in the wedding "morons", "weirdos" and "people with nothing better to do" perhaps we should analyse our strange behaviour?
On the Royal family....would you REALLY prefer that we had a President? President Boris perhaps? Do you REALLY think that the American system is better than ours? Or the Russian? Or the North Korean?
If you do then fair enough. Our system has generally served us well for many hundreds of years. Not ideal, but in my opinion it is better than almost every other system.
We have a Royal event every 5-10 years at which attendance is voluntary but these Communist Presidents / dictators need their parades annually to let the people know who is the boss and to demand their people attend and cheer.
If BT wrote about them like he writes about the Royal Family he would have been reported and disappeared. B)