Originally Posted by
SBRed48
I allus used to see Peter Casken in queue at Shaw's chipoyle, Station Rd, ivvery Setdi just after 12-00 Midday. It's a small world.
He allus got, "Wun bart", a term which regulars used to order a fish fried without batter--the healthy option. Sum sharted it on reaching the dooaroyle as it had to be pre-ordered but Peter always went in to the wrapping area and quietly and politely asked for it.
I remember once a Grandad was queuing with his grandaughter, abart 9 year old and clearly a posh southerner from overhearing her previous conversation. An old Doduth miner sharted. "Wun bart luv" from the dooaroyle and, after a few seconds the girl said, "Grandpapaar, What did that man say ?" causing much mirth in the queue