Eurovision Song Contest.

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Originally Posted by kettering_baggie

I’ve just seen a picture of the winner on the news, was ‘it’ male or female? She wore a skirt so I assume female but I wouldn’t take the risk! What a load of nonsense.

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Imagine finding out when it's almost too late Ketts?
Shyte!!!!XD

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Originally Posted by Dubbag

Imagine finding out when it's almost too late Ketts?
Shyte!!!!XD

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I had a mate who chatted up a bird at a hotel bar and got invited upstairs for afters and when the underwear was removed out dropped the meat and two veg!

Considerably larger than his own he reckoned!

It made him extremely wary after that! 🤣