Today's Limerick

Steve Evans, he ran down the line
The goal from Revel was sublime
His trousers fell down
He looked like a clown
But that team was ahead of it's time

There was a young woman from Kent
Who took an old bloke in a tent
She tickled his Kn@ckers until he went crackers
And played with his Kn0b till it bent.

One girlfriend much taller than me
Whose name was Luscious Magee
Went and upped sticks
With a guy 6 feet six
And now they live by the sea

Arneson was one of our great defenders
He played in a team we remember
Having him was heaven
In his pocket was CR7
That was a brilliant night in st Etienne

Luscious's cousin Ida Vance
Really knew how to dance
And yes it's true
Ida boned her too
Given half a chance

There once was a man that was rarely seen.
He stayed in his lab and invented Vaseline
There were things he?d created in the past
But when he covered himself with Vaseline
He went downhill fast.

Football is back today
Some may shout, 'Hip hip hooray!'
Now don't go all dizzy
And get your pants in a tizzy
I'm sure the limerick is here to stay

Ida Vance was never a diva
But rather a high end achiever
Yes, it is true
She now keeps a small zoo
And I've never seen her pet beaver

Millersmad has gone quiet
I hope there won?t be a riot
It might seem strange
But things will change
Cos Evo?s gone on a diet.

The millers turn out an eleven
Though look more like just a seven
The fans at a loss, having to watch such dross
Are now calling time, good Evan’s