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Originally Posted by ByeByeScum2012
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XDQuote:
Originally Posted by ByeByeScum2012
That’s surely some top red points right there!
We once had a gaffer named Broon
Who stopped us fae plummeting doon
He steadied the boat
Then he put on his coat
Said "Derek, it's all yours, ma loon"
Looks like Shinnie's aboot tae sign on
Cos, ken? Once a Don always a Don.
Been a while since we happened
tae trust a Dons captain
tae inspire us tae fly like a swan ;)
We've just signed a player called Rhys
Who likes jam and bread for his piece
He finished them all
And grew seven foot tall
His ma's favourite movie is Grease
There once was a gadgie ca'd neeps
fa wis liked by the stand free board peeps
but despite his great fame
it wis really a shame
that some o his poems didnae rhyme
Of our new man this forum made fun,
cos he wore his hair up in a bun.
When they'd finished up laughin',
the demanded "cut it aff min!"
"It maks ye look worse than a hun!"
The fixtures are out for next season
And I just cannot see a reason
Why we won't win the lot
Drinking I have been not
I'm stone cold sober, nae bleezin'
(Reply tae swaddon2 )
If drinkin' is nae your excuse,
Then somebody's been spikin your juice.
Tho' refreshingly cool,
that your glass is half full,
I suspect a few screws have come loose :D
Joe Lewis has hung up his gloves
To do something else that he loves
He could take up baking
Or model 'plane making
Or maybe he'll start breeding doves