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Cobra has a 19 minute funny turn
#1 Mark McGhee is not currently in the game to be appointed by a big club like Dundee.
#2 Let's not assume that silly rumours mean anything.
#3 I like @GordonDee and I appreciate him sharing that but we're not appointing that clown.
#4 McGhee poised to be named Dundee FC manager
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The Funster cheerleader
Win % as head Sheep 27,he was manager when they lost 9-0 to Celtic,he oversaw the sheep's worst ever aggregate defeat in europe 8-1 v a Czech team called Sigma Olomouc.
When he was sacked they were 2nd bottom of the league and avoided bottom place on goal difference.
During his 2nd tenure at Motherwell there were fan revolts when they lost 7-2 to Aberdeen and believe it or not 5-1 to The Funsters,when sacked again Well were 3 points above automatic relegation.
The last time he was a manager in his own right was for a team called Eastbourne Borough where his win % was 9.1.
Mark is a very good friend of Gordon Strachan who appears to have convinced Nelms that he is the experienced manager the club have been crying out for.He has not managed a club since before the pandemic,his win % from his last 6 jobs are listed below.
Motherwell 07 to 09 39.8%
Sheep Shaggers 09 to 10 27.4%
Bristol Rovers 2012 to 2012 26.7%
Motherwell 2015 to 2017 35.5%
Barnet 2017 to 2018 27.3%
Eastbourne Borough 2019 to 2019 9.1%
As i have previously stated even The Funsters would not be daft enough surely?,mind you The Mole say's its a done deal but i'm thinking he has finally let the side doon with this one.
If true this could be the best ain yet.
CoCo McGhee, OYF XD
Looks like he’s going through a male menopause. I hope Peter has plenty of monkey emojis to cover his eyes if McGhee is appointed. Does he still no have a touchline ban?Quote:
Originally Posted by stokearab
Please God let this happen! If it does I'll even promise to try to learn how to do monkey emojjis myself! Although being as thick as a submarine hatch is probably going to hold me back I'd imagine :P
The muppets do know that if appointed that he’s got a touch line ban for half their remaining league matches????>;)XDXD
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/3...VWu7nVq1J_thsE
They’ve had some belters in their time, most notably ‘Bomber’ Brown, but honestly this would top the lot. I was gutted with McPoke getting punted but this news (if it happens) has cheered me up no end.:D
Holy fcuk. This has to be a wind up!!!
Mark McGhee?? Seriously??
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It gets betterQuote:
Originally Posted by tHeArAb
The former Aberdeen and Motherwell boss should be appointed in time for Dundee's visit to Celtic on Sunday but an outstanding touchline ban means he won't be in the dugout.