OT: You think you've got problems!

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Originally Posted by Elite_Pie

On that subject, I saw a speech on Brexit from Boris yesterday. He said "it's time to get the great ship down the slipway and on to the open seas", and that "it's time to put a tiger in our tank". I have to say it's comforting to know that the Tories are approaching these negotiations with such coherent and well thought out plans.

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Steady on EP it is Boris you are talking about;D

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Originally Posted by BigFatPie

When asked, I tell people that my grandad was killed in the war. When your grandkids are asked about what you did they can proudly claim “talked about about his cock on the internet to complete strangers”.

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Not a problem Fatboy. I was only one when war started ....... so my two grandsons don't ask that question. They will however inherit a steady source of income that will be passed down from their dad and which I passed to him some ten years ago. Regarding your comment about my dick ....... I can truthfully say he's been used internationally over the years but now needs a little help by tablets.

I'm not queer and discussing such matters bothers me not one iota ....... God I bet you're a barrel of laughs in a pub.

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Originally Posted by seriouspie

God I bet you're a barrel of laughs in a pub.

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I once went on a ride at Goose Fair called 'Barrel of Laughs'.

It was a carpet-lined tunnel that rotated just fast enough that you kept falling over and got covered in carpet burns.

I now wonder whether it wasn't a fairground ride at all, but a post-modern art piece depicting the struggle of existence.

But I digress...

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Originally Posted by Elite_Pie

On that subject, I saw a speech on Brexit from Boris yesterday. He said "it's time to get the great ship down the slipway and on to the open seas", and that "it's time to put a tiger in our tank". I have to say it's comforting to know that the Tories are approaching these negotiations with such coherent and well thought out plans.

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It's very obvious you've never experienced any type of meaningful business discussions in your life Elite. No harm in that ..... but don't criticise what you don't know about and try to be sarcastic. Look at what your tribe would offer as a negotiator ....... Scruffy Corbyn the working mans saviour? The illiterate Abbott perhaps? Mr 'personality' Starmer or how about sneering Miss Piggy and that wonderful example of an orator Angela Rayner .......... Christ almighty!

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Originally Posted by DomdomPie

I once went on a ride at Goose Fair called 'Barrel of Laughs'.

It was a carpet-lined tunnel that rotated just fast enough that you kept falling over and got covered in carpet burns.

I now wonder whether it wasn't a fairground ride at all, but a post-modern art piece depicting the struggle of existence.

But I digress...

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Originally Posted by seriouspie

Not a problem Fatboy. I was only one when war started ....... so my two grandsons don't ask that question. They will however inherit a steady source of income that will be passed down from their dad and which I passed to him some ten years ago. Regarding your comment about my dick ....... I can truthfully say he's been used internationally over the years but now needs a little help by tablets.

I'm not queer and discussing such matters bothers me not one iota ....... God I bet you're a barrel of laughs in a pub.

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Hang on a second Grandad, you called me a “retarded idiot” because a post of mine didn’t match up to your massive intellect, but telling everyone about your nob apparently makes you NCM’s equivalent of Jean-Paul f00kin Sartre.

As with the Mexican Goat Bandit discuss and call anyone what you like, but let’s not have double standards eh?

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Originally Posted by BigFatPie

Call me Honeybunny, Fat *******, Piss Flaps or anything else you like, just try not to lecture others on the childish names bit.

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Is t**t or t*t ok ?

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Originally Posted by seriouspie

It's very obvious you've never experienced any type of meaningful business discussions in your life Elite. No harm in that ..... but don't criticise what you don't know about and try to be sarcastic. Look at what your tribe would offer as a negotiator ....... Scruffy Corbyn the working mans saviour? The illiterate Abbott perhaps? Mr 'personality' Starmer or how about sneering Miss Piggy and that wonderful example of an orator Angela Rayner .......... Christ almighty!

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Yet again, I read the same old defence of a clueless Tory party - Labour would be utter sh!t as well!!!

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Originally Posted by tarquinbeech

See...that wasn't too difficult was it?.....a reasonable opposing argument....on a forum....congratulations

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If you were bright enough to understand it tarquin, you would realise that I put up a "reasonable opposing argument" (albeit a subtle one) in post #26 when I said "My Mexican friend tells me that the immigrants in his country are an even bigger bunch of tossers". It obviously went way over your head, so allow me to explain. It was a glib comment designed to show how easy it is to discredit (despise?) a whole group of people without giving it any rational thought or reason. Have a tequila though, it can't be easy coming to terms with the fact you can't even understand someone with only a CSE in woodwork as his qualifications!

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Originally Posted by BigFatPie

Hang on a second Grandad, you called me a “retarded idiot” because a post of mine didn’t match up to your massive intellect, but telling everyone about your nob apparently makes you NCM’s equivalent of Jean-Paul f00kin Sartre.

As with the Mexican Goat Bandit discuss and call anyone what you like, but let’s not have double standards eh?

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I thought this guy was more Sid's cup of tea i.e. Philosopher, Playwright,Writer and Socialist leaning Frenchman which would make him a bit of a prat in my book. A typical example of the LW Intelligentsia brigade, so methinks once more you thump the keys before your brain activates - as I said " Retarded" meaning in the sense of being a little slow. So what does double standards infer?

The Mexican Goat Bandit sounds more my cup of tea - a lad that's been around a bit. In fact I'm sure Tarks wouldn't mind me referring to him as "MGB" now and again, we men don't mind things like that. As for myself, from hereafter I am more than happy to answer to "Grandad" - it sort of has a distinguished ring to it don't you think? Thinking about it, I could justify the title, having been a 'Pie since 1943.