Originally Posted by
A. J
Easy see I'm bored, in other news,.
Our local head honcho curry restaurant manager has acted after publicly questioning the quality of meals and the service. Despite being fed, it seems too many customers felt the curries were bland and at times were leaving due to s hitting themselves.
I hear that the head honcho has brought in friends and family to improve the service, and to increase speed, he has replaced all pens and paper with ipads.
Honcho is trying to keep some elements of tradition, most notably the insistance of an onsite butcher, worrying reports though that the butcher would prefer to work in a tiny castle.
After an intensive search he has also acquired a new less noisy chef, which remarkably was on his doorstep the whole time, honcho has also promised to globally source better ingredients and meals.
To date the Honcho fella has not looked at changing the suppliers, in fact he has secured a 2 year deal with Pawletts to provide the same ingredients.
Having initially looked in the store cupboard, the new head chef felt he needed extra spice to improve the signature curry and rice dish, however in a strange twist, it seems he has found some that haven't been used yet and wants to try them for his new dish called rice and curry.
Some loyal customers are saying they'll still go as the meals are less shyte than those served at the Midden and the Pasta Place. There was talk of competition from the recently reopened Yankee Noodle Dandy, however their delivery man is getting fatter and slower and further research showed the person in charge of feeding is still struggling to put things on a plate. Their trading times are also questionable as due to a curfew their engine room closes at 7pm
After removing fruit from the menu, Honcho is considering introducing sweet desserts, backed up by the fact that a long standing takeaway customer called Ads, who has never cooked and never goes due to shifts, has sponsored a table during his A/L to invite folk for the inaugural humble pie night although this particular sponsor's make a wish, may see some folk struggle to eat and happily clap at the same time. Reports from sources close to Honcho (#SB71) suggest he is also considering Ads to be in charge of locking up as he likes to get the last word. Still at least we know there will be no depressed or drunk customers leaving the joint..
Time will tell if customers will end up with an even bigger dose of the s hits, and indeed if this humble pie thingy ever takes off.
