The season, it starts very soon
Before that we're at the Blue Toon
Who knows what it'll bring
But I'll tell you one thing
That Dundee United's gan doon.
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The season, it starts very soon
Before that we're at the Blue Toon
Who knows what it'll bring
But I'll tell you one thing
That Dundee United's gan doon.
In oor game up against East Kilbride,
They looked like a nae-a-bad side.
Oor star winger Morris,
fair tore them a new orifice
Good job right an' left playin' wide
Wi' a new season started we hope,
Ugly sisters wi' aversions tae soap,
are by Aberdeen stunned,
outplayed and outgunned,
And will pray tae King Chas and the Pope.
It started with Adonis Dante
And now we’ve added an Ante
Plus Leighton and Shayden
Dropped Hayden and Jayden
And now there’s no need for pished panties
The Dons had a player called Vinny
Who was going to end up in the binny
But now he's come back
To join our attack
And he scored in our most recent winny
Very finny!
The Dons have just signed the boy Topi
Whose musical tastes are quite poppy
He doesn't like rock
or classic baroque
He just likes the Boys fae Pet Shoppie
There once was a striker named Bojan
Of whom all the Dandies were big fans
A class number 9
For us led the line
We’ll miss both the goals and the man
A team fae the South that's called Killie
Are starting to act a bit silly
They want the game aff?
They're having a laugh
They need to grow balls and a willy
They call him big Derek McInnes
His Killie team don't do the business
He'll be greetin' wi' snotters
When they hand him his jotters
And replace him with Paddy McGuinness