These poems are tough little rhymes
Though the structure is clearly defined
Mason’s verse is mere blether
Nor Aldo’s much better
And always add too many lines
:p
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These poems are tough little rhymes
Though the structure is clearly defined
Mason’s verse is mere blether
Nor Aldo’s much better
And always add too many lines
:p
Mason89 throws accusations all nightQuote:
Originally Posted by Mason89
Even though they're invariably sh!te
He's paranoid and delusional.
Invariably juvenile.
It's because he's not very bright
There was a tall loon called Sam
We signed him for the price of a tin of ham
But by god he could score
Though he couldn't do much more
That Sam was the spit of his mam
There was a young man called May
Who came here and lost his way
He ran round like f***
But couldn't break his duck
So he sat on the bench every day
There once was a poster named standfreeFM
Who was actually transitioning F to M
Shay Logan's the dressing room Jester
Came from the borough of Chester
He married wee Sam
Who used to date Cam
His big hat really impressed her
Boris Johnson toffee nosed f'uck
I have no truck with your fascist muck
I hope that you get in a violent ruck
Your heart then stops and you run out of luck.
Not even trying now are we. You could learn a lot from afc1903mad, on this and many other things.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo1983
Great four line limerick🤣Quote:
Originally Posted by Devanha Red
There was a Vice Chairman called Dave,
Who dug up a prostitutes grave,
She was mouldy as s**t,
And missing a t!t,
But look at the money he saved!