Is that all BT, £1.29p for Brenda's devotion to duty and our country, representing us abroad and drumming up trade, shaking hands with murderers to faciltate reconciliation with the Republic. For all those castles, Jubilee events, the Royal Train, Bonny Prince Charlie, Phil crashing his carriage and the regular hilarious 'gaffes', the scandals, the toe-sucking, the three of us in this marriage, the garden parties, the weddings, continually putting lefty noses out of joint and that's only the tip of the iceberg, there's much, much more.
All for tuppence-halfpenny per person per week ? FFS, what a bargain, that is what you call value for money and no mistake. B)

