Word on the pavey is that Ukraine’s fitba team may be offered the use of Pittodrie and McCormick Park* as a base to prepare for some sort of upcoming skirmish against the braveheart sporraneers of the cross-dressing-up box Fanny Army.
* named in honour of John McCormick, our centre half in 65-66 who we sold to Crystal Palace along with John White’s brother Tommy. I believe the fee for McCormick was stuck in a Post Office account, and forgotten about until 2018 when it had accrued enough pre the 2008 capitalist meltdown, and before the Libertory-Dems gave the Mail to its pals, to upset the NIMBYs of Skene and build the Sooper Sawker Cenner.

