funny things keep happening

Have to laugh. Funny things happen to me too. Ha. Many people have funny fings. Happen. Me go ta synogogue, i say, father christmas comes down chimney, you go up. why, you like to be bullied? Not like.

First born child i go ta hospital Doctor sez my child can fly. Picks it up and drps it. It falls. Does it again, me furious.

Doc sez, it did fly really,then flings it out of window, we five stories up, it hit windshileld on car, innards and blood evrywere.

Me angry hit docter, docter sez only messin, child stillborn. Ha ha, me laugh too.

Umma in boat many yers ago, start to sink. Asian feller sez praise be to allah, we must sava da children, black feller sez screw da kids, scotsman sez do we ave time?

Elvis, da servant.

Racist

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Originally Posted by Psaw

Have to laugh. Funny things happen to me too. Ha. Many people have funny fings. Happen. Me go ta synogogue, i say, father christmas comes down chimney, you go up. why, you like to be bullied? Not like.

First born child i go ta hospital Doctor sez my child can fly. Picks it up and drps it. It falls. Does it again, me furious.

Doc sez, it did fly really,then flings it out of window, we five stories up, it hit windshileld on car, innards and blood evrywere.

Me angry hit docter, docter sez only messin, child stillborn. Ha ha, me laugh too.

Umma in boat many yers ago, start to sink. Asian feller sez praise be to allah, we must sava da children, black feller sez screw da kids, scotsman sez do we ave time?

Elvis, da servant.

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Wrong board for this kind of thing

Its not even funny...

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Originally Posted by jiltedjohn

Have to laugh. Funny things happen to me too. Ha. Many people have funny fings. Happen. Me go ta synogogue, i say, father christmas comes down chimney, you go up. why, you like to be bullied? Not like.

First born child i go ta hospital Doctor sez my child can fly. Picks it up and drps it. It falls. Does it again, me furious.

Doc sez, it did fly really,then flings it out of window, we five stories up, it hit windshileld on car, innards and blood evrywere.

Me angry hit docter, docter sez only messin, child stillborn. Ha ha, me laugh too.

Umma in boat many yers ago, start to sink. Asian feller sez praise be to allah, we must sava da children, black feller sez screw da kids, scotsman sez do we ave time?

Elvis, da servant.

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That's Frank.

This is Frank's bourd.

Its a joke. Certainly an antidote to the pointlessness thats posted on here.

Today i woke up. Took breaths. Birds singing. Going shopping for shirts.

Ha ha.

Putting tv on.

We divvent get many birds round here tbf. Probs on account off of all the mhanky cats.

And I was only pondering earlier about why I ofn't seen any frogs this year or last. Has there been some sort off of frog epidemic?

My little 'un came home from school t'other day and said she'd seen an deed frog in the playground.

SPOOKY

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My little 'un came home from school t'other day and said she'd seen an deed frog in the playground.

SPOOKY

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Serves the **** right, fancy gan to an school in Rochdale wearing an beret, with an string off of onions round his neck.

2/10.


poor.