1.The dumbest thing I bought was a 2020 year planner
2. 2019 stay away from negative people, 2020 stay away from positive people
3. Old folks sneaking out of the house their children yelling at them to get back inside!
4. Today i saw a neighbour talking to a dog, obviously thinking it understood her, when I got back home I told my cat and we had a good laugh about it.
5. Every few days try on your jeans to make sure they fit, wearing pyjamas all the time will have you believe nothing changes in the world
6. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or do we just keep washing our hands?
7.I never thought the comment don't touch him/her with a 6ft pole would become national policy!
8. I need to practice social distancing - from the fridge!
9. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip out to the Bins
10. Never in a million years did I think I would go into a bank wearing a mask and demand money!
