O/T:- Monkey pox

Looks like we have an outbreak of Monkey Pox to worry about now.!
The concerning thing is that Hancock says there is nothing to worry about...!
A word of warning be careful if your xxxxxin a monkey tonight, wrap it up tight.!!

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Originally Posted by PedroTheFisherman66

Looks like we have an outbreak of Monkey Pox to worry about now.!
The concerning thing is that Hancock says there is nothing to worry about...!
A word of warning be careful if your shaggin a monkey tonight, wrap it up tight.!!

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It's normal procedure to wear a condom before engaging in any ***ual activity with your Mernkey, (Inspector Clouseau), I thought that fact was taken as a gibbon?

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Originally Posted by countygump

It's normal procedure to wear a condom before engaging in any ***ual activity with your Mernkey, (Inspector Clouseau), I thought that fact was taken as a gibbon?

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I've generally gone bare back when engaging in such activities with our simian friends,especially if I know them.!

I can see people going ape if this leads to another lockdown.

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Originally Posted by Elite_Pie

I can see people going ape if this leads to another lockdown.

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I'm chittin meself that there might be another lockdown. Still, as long as no-one slips in Macaque we'll be OK.

Takes me back to the 80s,when we had the likes of Simian Hodson in the team.

I think that the economic baboom that was expected post covid is now under threat!

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Originally Posted by Elite_Pie

I can see people going ape if this leads to another lockdown.

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Another month of lockdown and we'll all go bananas

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Originally Posted by tied_up_in_notts

Another month of lockdown and we'll all go bananas

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Possibly (monkey) Nuts.!

Monkey Pox? Are you sure? I've heard nothing on the apevine.