Well after topping our group with just two goals and one win we have progressed by beating Slovakia after extra-time and Switzerland on penalties. So now we have Holland. Do I not like Orange. Remember 1993 Ronald Koeman. Umm. Holes in dykes and jumpers for goalposts then home for hot bovril and marmite sandwiches. Time to send them back to Amsterdam to look after their tulips. We can do it.

