Insults from the Habbin.

Unfortunately no more, but this is what could be said if the politically correct were not gagging everyone.

We wouldnt want to hurt anyones feelings would we? I havent seen most United players play, so tailor made insults are hard to come by, what we need is the Glasgow Empire on a saturday night.

Lets start with the club, Cambridge casino united, pay your money and lose. Not so much these days, but it wont last. No, it wont. There is less to the club than meets the eye.

There is the big two upfront, what suits better?,

Mullin had an interview on Sky, purposely mentioning he was on a one year contract, and that he had a child oop norf. This is how you repay an organisation that gives you a chance. One politician said of another once, " go back to Moscow". In this case its Liverpool, or some other dump.

Who in their right minds would not want to live in Cambridge? Whats the difference between Liverpool and Moscow?

Then theres Dunk having a renaissance. So what about all the other empty, barely credible, no effort, could not careless years? He played like an extra in a crowd scene by Hieronymous Bosch, and was as mobile.

Not now though.

Im having too much fun, i wouldnt want to get sued. Then theres that defender, Mabel the elephant.....

Ernie of Thriplow.